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Previously on Night Court... I have
decided to take Mr. Wood's job offer.

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senior partner's son got involved in
some stupid fraternity prank.

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He'll plead guilty and make full
restitution.

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But if there's any way you could move
his case up... I guess old man Wood

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to tell you about the reckless driving
and breaking and entering vandalism.

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You had a previous record?

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Duh!

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You see, the...

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The lawyer that tricked me is the same
one who offered me the job.

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That is grounds for disbarment. We're
going to get this guy. Mr. Fielding saw

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as an opportunity to extract a job offer
from us in exchange for dropping the

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charges. I refused, and he retaliated by
filing this baseless action against me.

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Now, while the case against Mr. Wood
appears to be weak...

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There is sufficient evidence to warrant
continuing a disbarment investigation.

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Yes!

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One week from today, we begin disbarment
hearings against Dan Fielding.

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Any word from Dan, sir?

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Not yet.

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Is it my imagination, or are you losing
weight?

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Oh, well, maybe a pound or two, but I
can't believe you noticed.

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I'm talking to Ross.

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Yeah, I'm on a diet. So what's it to
you?

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Actually, we're in on this together,
sir. We're diet buddies.

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Oh, well, you tell your buddy to keep up
the good work.

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Hi, everybody.

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Hi, Bull. Hey, where you been?

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Down the street, running my head against
a bridge abutment.

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I guess I'm already starting to miss
Dan.

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Hey, don't you worry, big guy.

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Dan's not going anywhere.

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Hey, guys.

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I think you've met my office.

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He fired you?

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Oh, no, nothing like that.

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He merely said I can't work here
anymore.

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Whoa, dodged a bullet there, Dan.

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Technically, it's a suspension pending
my hearing.

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Oh, see there? You'll get your job back
as soon as you're cleared by the state

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bar. Who says I want it back?

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Dan, Dan, Dan.

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I've learned in my psychology class that
what you're doing right now is called

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denial.

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Thank you, Mac. And what you're doing
right now is called...

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Annoying. Just to be a blessing in
disguise, next week, instead of slogging

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through black snow to get to work, I'm
going to be getting an all -over -body

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tan on the beautiful island of San
Chichi.

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San Chichi. A Caribbean resort catering
exclusively to the sexually hyperactive.

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That's disgusting. What kind of people
would live there?

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I'll just give you an idea.

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That's Madam Mayor.

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I hope you guys don't think those are
real.

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Who cares?

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You forgot to check between your couch
cushions. I found 37 cents and, um,

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three pair of pantyhose.

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Oh, boss.

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What a beautiful place.

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Are you going there to climb those
mountains?

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Those aren't mountains, Phil.

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Good stuff.

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Yes?

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I'm Morris Buckner, your new prosecutor.

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I'm sorry I'm late, Your Honor, but they
ran out of towels in the gentleman's

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toilet, and I had to wait for my hands
to dry.

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Thank you, Morris.

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I've always said that chafing is the
enemy of justice.

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And our defense attorney, this is Mack
Robinson, our court clerk. If you don't

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mind, we have a heavy caseload. We're
going to start right away. Go ahead,

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call the first one. Yes, sir. Call
people versus Roxanne Reynolds.

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Solicitation.

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Well, Roxy, I hope you didn't get all
dressed up just for us.

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Uh, Judge, could we, um, cut the small
talk? I got a French class tonight.

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Well, we don't want to stand in the way
of higher education, Mr.

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Prosecutor. Let me see. Miss Reynolds
was, uh, apprehended, uh...

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Reynolds? Any relation to the cookie
Reynolds who played second base for the

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St. Louis Browns? I doubt it. Most guys
I know skip second.

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How about Squirmin' Herman Reynolds?

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Squirmin' Herman?

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Sounds like a guy with a bad case of
hives.

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Your Honor, my client does have a
constitutional right to a speedy trial.

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Point well taken. Mr. Prosecutor, could
you possibly cut to the chase?

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Prostitution is, of course, the oldest
profession in the ancient city of

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thieves. Okay, okay. I plead guilty.

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Rod, you have to give aerobics a chance.

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I gave it a chance. But when they
started hopping up and down the It's a

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World, I had to get some air.

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Well, diet alone isn't enough. We all
need to exercise.

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I get my exercise at a real gym.

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That place you go to doesn't even have a
heavy bag or a spit bucket.

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Of course, they don't make cars like
that anymore.

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You can't even get curb feelers as an
option.

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Excuse me, Morris.

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Oh, Miss Sullivan, I thought I didn't
see you come in.

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To speak to the judge privately, do you
mind? Oh, of course not.

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Anything I have to say will keep you
later.

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I was afraid of that.

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Hey, guys, you can wake up. He's gone
now.

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Oh, he is?

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Last thing I remember was Morris saying,
hey, fellas, you got a minute?

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I'll thank Kevin's dad. He'll be back
soon. I'm not so sure about that.

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He was supposed to have been home from
his vacation, but we haven't been able

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get a hold of him.

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Every time I call, I get the same
message.

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Hi, I'm naked.

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Are you?

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I hope he's not giving up on us. His
disbarment hearing's in two days.

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Um, you wanted to see me, Judge?

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Yeah, Phil, glad you could drop by.

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We're a little worried about Dan, and we
thought maybe you knew where he was.

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Well, I do, but I can't tell you. I've
been sworn to secrecy.

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Phil, I appreciate your sense of
loyalty.

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has his price.

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You can find him at a place called Le
Petit Patois, 88th and Madison.

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Phil, that sandwich is half -eaten, sat
on, and now it's got an old piece of gum

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stuck to it.

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You're right.

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Dessert.

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Uh, waiter!

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Waiter. Yes, madam, may I help you? If
this fork is cold, warm it for me.

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the kitchen, Fredman.

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Fielding. Dan Fielding.

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I care more about what I scrape off the
pig's feet. Thank you.

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Bonsoir, mes amis. I am Pierre, your
host.

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I take it for our many. Actually,
Pierre, we're just here looking for

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Of course, and they will be here any
minute. Follow me, please.

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And may I tell you what beautiful
dresses and other things all of you are

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wearing tonight?

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I hope he's not just saying that.

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to soak up this wine.

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What's the matter? Your liver's already
full?

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Dan!

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Oh, hey, guys!

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Dan, what are you doing? Waiting table?

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Oh, is that... It looks like that. No,
actually, I'm thinking about buying a

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restaurant. Yeah.

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And my good friend Pierre said it would
be okay if I came in and saw his

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operation. from the inside.

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Big man!

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Do you think I hired you because I like
your ugly face?

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Get moving or get out!

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You're broke, aren't you?

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You try being promiscuous in Manhattan
on a budget.

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Listen,

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if you guys are going to stay here,
you're going to pretend to be ordering

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something. I'll have the rack of lamb
for two.

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is just pretend.

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Dan, the important thing right now is
that you concentrate.

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I'll have the Vichyssoise and the Deja
Vu.

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Ah, yes, you've had that before, haven't
you, sir?

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Anyway, we did some research that might
help you out with your hearing.

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Hearing, you mean inquisition, don't
you?

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Come on, you gotta have a little faith
in the system.

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Oh, great system. I turn in a guy for
bribery, I get accused of blackmail.

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And, sir, for you.

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I would like the insides of a large
animal.

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That's grotesque.

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Relax, I'm not really gonna eat it. I'm
just trying to keep Dan's jerky pal,

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Pierre, from kicking us out.

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Aha!

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I demand that you insufferable swine
leave at once!

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Excuse me, Pierre, we just... Lily, out!

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You guys better go.

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Dan, promise me you'll at least look
this over.

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Come on. You can't throw away your
entire career. I'm sure we can win this.

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All right, I promise to look it over.
Would you leave now?

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Mr. Feydman, you're needed in the back
room.

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Right away.

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Take an exception, Rod.

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Oh, you can?

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Then how come you get in my face every
time I reach for something besides

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hamster food?

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Come on, Rod, you're exaggerating. And
how come I have to use that talking

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that goes ouch every time I step on it?

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Well, I could have bought the one that
yells, hey, one guy at a time.

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Ladies, ladies, ladies.

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What we have here is... a classic case
of misdirected anger.

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Then again, why don't I leave while I
still got my pipe where I can see it?

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Where is Dan?

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The hearing's about to start.

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Well, I'll call the restaurant to see if
he's there.

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Look, I still don't know why I have to
be here. Because you were subpoenaed,

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Bobby, and if you don't show up, you
could be arrested again.

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God, this whole thing is so bogus.

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I mean, what does my old man pay you for
anyway?

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Mr. Wood, we both know that Dan Fielding
is no blackmailer. If you go through

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with this, you're going to destroy a
good man's career.

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Your loyalty to Mr. Fielding is very
admirable.

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But facts are facts.

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Now, if you'll excuse me.

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Yeah, well, here's another fact.

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You're a big wiener.

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That's it, sir.

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Take the high road. Sir, he's at the
restaurant, but that Pierre fellow won't

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let him come to the phone until he's
done making napkin tulips.

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He's ready to call his case, Your Honor.

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Well, I guess we'll just have to stall
while somebody goes down to the

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restaurant and tries to bring Dan back.
Now, sir, I think I can persuade him.

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You see, what Dan is suffering from is
double avoidance approach syndrome.

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Now, what it calls for is... Is anybody
but you.

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I'll go get Dan. Are you sure you don't
want to stay and testify?

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Nah. I don't have anything nice to say
about him anyway.

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Feldman!

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Get the lid out. We open for dinner in
20 minutes.

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Go suck a nez.

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Yo, garçon.

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I just thought you might like to know
that all your friends are down at that

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hearing trying to save your sorry hide.

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Listen, Roz, we both know I'm up against
the old boy network and I don't stand a

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chance. So why even try, right?

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Look, I knew a girl once who felt like
that.

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Every day on the way to school, this
gang of kids would take her lunch money.

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Till one day she decided she didn't care
how much the odds were stacked against

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her and she fought back.

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And I suppose you were that girl.

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No, I was part of the gang.

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And I admired her guts in standing up to
us, so I told them to leave her alone.

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Did they?

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No, they jumped us both and took my
lunch money, too.

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But while they were leaving, I got one
of them with a sucker punch.

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For all I know, he's still eating
through a straw.

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You know, while you're not writing for
Sesame Street, I'll never know.

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The point is, you can't give up just
because you might get your butt kicked.

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You have to stick it out.

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You mean like you stick into your diet?

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All right, so maybe we both could use a
little help. I didn't ask for any help.

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I can take care of myself.

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Sorry, Dan.

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I mistook you for somebody I gave a damn
about.

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Stop, thief!

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Give me that... Oh,

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yes, excusez -moi.

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Merci.

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So, Mr. Shannon.

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Aside from admiring Mr. Fielding's hair,
you can't think of anything

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positive to say about him?

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Well, to my knowledge, he's never
practiced cannibalism.

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Thank you, Mr. Shannon.

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Take your seat.

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I can only hope that's all the evidence.

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I'd like to say that Dan Fielding isn't
half as bad as we've made him out to be.

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Very moving, Judge Stone.

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But if Fielding hasn't the guts to show
up, he's made my decision for me.

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Not quite so fast.

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Fielding, you're late.

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Was there a line at the massage parlor?

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Before you warm up the tarned feathers,
you might at least pretend to listen to

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my side of the story.

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Are you suggesting I'm unfair?

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You ignored my record as a prosecutor,
and you took as character witnesses

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people who don't even know me.

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They were all women you slept with.

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That doesn't mean we'd actually spoken.

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I'll take that into account. Anything
else?

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Yes.

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I would very much like to thank my
friends for coming down here, sticking

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me.

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Especially you, Ross.

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Beat sitting here listening to Harry.

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I would also like to thank Mr. Johnson
and Mr. Wood for teaching me a very

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valuable lesson.

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You see, all of my life, I wanted to be
rich and important like you.

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As a kid back in Louisiana, I used to
wear a necktie while flopping hogs.

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I would pretend that the miserable
beasts were reporters all clamoring to

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questions about my latest courtroom
triumph.

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I would graciously answer each in turn
until my bucket was empty and my tie was

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covered in pig phlegm.

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All these years I kept dreaming, and
then suddenly I had the opportunity to

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become one of you.

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To my own surprise, I said no.

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Because when I really looked at you for
the first time, I realized that you're

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not better than the people I grew up
with.

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You're not even any better than the
pigs.

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Judge Caseman, I'm a damn good lawyer.

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And if you have any decency, you will
let me stay one.

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Very well. In light of the hour...

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I'll try to be brief.

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You're out.

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I want to say something.

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I was thinking about what you just said.
You know, about how we and I are like

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pigs.

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Yes.

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We're going to sue you blind, dude.

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Bobby, be quiet.

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Don't tell me to be quiet. I want you to
hit this guy with papers now.

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I said shut up.

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Who do you think you're talking to, huh?
Hey, maybe I ought to go call my old

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man. Yeah, you do that, Bobby. And when
you got him on the phone, you tell him

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I'm fed up with bailing his snot -nosed
son out of trouble.

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What?

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Hey, listen, pal.

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I don't need you... Hey, hey.

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Why don't we just let the nice man
finish talking?

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I find myself at the pinnacle of my
career and little

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more than a well -dressed messenger boy.

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I trust this has something to do with
the case at hand.

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Oh, indeed it does.

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Fielding was telling the truth from the
beginning.

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There was never any blackmail.

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Perhaps I'd be a better man today if I'd
slopped a few hogs myself.

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Your Honor, in view of this new
evidence, I would respectfully suggest

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might want to reconsider your verdict.

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Stanley's still a slimeball.

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True, but...

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He's a law -abiding slimeball.

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Very well, you're reinstated.

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This isn't a pep rally.

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Get out of here.

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And if you know what's good for you,
don't come back.

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Did you by any chance have real strict
parents who tried to toilet train you

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early?

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Hey, Dan, where you been?

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Outside, sitting on the steps, thinking
about what we do around here,

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what I've been through the last few
days.

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I looked up, saw the statue of Lady
Justice, and suddenly realized

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What?

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I don't think she's wearing any
underwear.

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Welcome back, Dan.

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Thanks, Mac.

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Come quick, sir!

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What's the problem?

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That diet finally made her snap!

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She's in the cafeteria going berserk!

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She looks pretty well under control to
me, Bull.

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Uh, not her, sir.